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   messageicon I hate when I have a dream about fighting someone and then waking up and being pissed at them for no good reason
←Rate | 04-28-2011 10:42 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw an article on yahoo that said "Little unknown facts about the Royal Wedding". I have a little unknown fact for you yahoo, no one gives a shit about the Royal Wedding.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 10:10 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon We never do anything nice and easy, we always have to do it nice and rough.
←Rate | 04-25-2011 17:42 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who drinks only one beer? Mrs. Bud Light needs a companion in my belly and she likes to speed date.
←Rate | 04-27-2011 00:53 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon They tried to make me go to rapture and I said no, no, no.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 10:51 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I should of gotten an A in English class". No, you shouldn't HAVE
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:33 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when my hairdresser tries to sell me products. I nod as if I like my hair being spiked and then when they go to ring me up they ask if I want the gel and I have to awkwardly reject them as a person.
←Rate | 04-25-2011 16:02 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon What the hell are chocolate diamonds good for if I can't eat them?
←Rate | 04-29-2011 02:06 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who spelled Licorice that way? It sounds like rice got some lice not delicious candy
←Rate | 04-25-2011 22:11 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon Big trucks should only be allowed to drive in one lane and we will call it the sucky driver lane
←Rate | 04-25-2011 16:07 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon President Obama should of shoved his birth certificate up Donald Trump's @ss
←Rate | 04-27-2011 13:39 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have beaten so many Japanese people tonight on Mario Kart Wii that they are going to start referring to me as Godzilla
←Rate | 05-01-2011 00:56 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon Macho Man died today. He is survived by his wife and their one son Koolaid Man.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 13:46 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman is suing Chuck E Cheese because it leads to "compulsive gambling". That is like suing Walmart for "compulsive uglyness".
←Rate | 05-25-2011 01:27 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rebecca Black's fame only lasted 2 Friday's
←Rate | 06-03-2011 00:55 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just call me angel of the morning angel, just touch my cheek before you leave me
←Rate | 05-01-2011 20:47 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kevin Durant, it is time to take your backpack and go home!
←Rate | 05-25-2011 23:50 by Brent Comments (0)  


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