Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Please don't BRO me, I am a single child and I'm white.
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02-01-2012 18:11
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It's pretty funny to strap a Christmas tree to the roof of your car, light it on fire, and drive around like nothing's wrong.
As a Truck Driver, let me say after several days of mid 90 degree temps, beaver season is in full swing.
Inspired by T.G.I. Fridays, I opened a restaurant called C.L.I. Tuesdays. No one could find it.
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05-13-2012 17:32
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Facebook share value went from $38 to $43 already. Now Facebook has sufficient funds to install aircraft landing lights on Rihanna's forehead.
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05-18-2012 12:36 by TONZIO
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#HOODTRANSLATIONS: "take one for the team bruh" = while I'm with this attractive female, please occupy her friend who is strong in the face.
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05-24-2012 15:18 by fadolo
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There are two things I cannot stand: Racism and Justin Bieber.
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06-05-2014 19:50
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I don't know if this makes me a homophobe or not, but from a guy's perspective, I much prefer the hole to be situated in front.
Life lesson #35890: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't flick your friends out the car window.
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03-18-2023 06:00
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Happy President's Day! Time to remember all the great leaders this country has had, and how we've disgraced them by putting Obama in office!!
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02-21-2011 06:22 by Bill
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arm wrestling the KOOL-AID guy...he's strong! He must be drinking MILK!
Has anyone started selling a Ginsberg zombie Halloween costume yet?
Every time I go to Baskin-Robbins their hamburger machine is broken.
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09-30-2021 11:48
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Happy "Most of Alabama Hates This Day" Day!
I can't believe we wasted star wars technology on tupac
If my relationship status ever changes from single to married, please know that its not me, my account has been hacked.
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11-15-2011 07:08
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Question, Why don't we ever hear anyone bragging about their Allstate safe driving bonus checks?
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03-18-2023 05:53
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Happy St. Hangover's Day, everybody.
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03-18-2023 05:57
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Colin Kaepernick must feel more left out than Kunta Kinte at a Country Music festival.
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09-09-2020 08:58
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Wonders if Mike Pence sleeps upside down from his ceiling in his house with no furniture.
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04-01-2017 16:17
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