Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Sky news -'US: Gaddafi 'Delusional And Unfit To Lead'That's rich, coming from a country which put George Bush in charge... 
If a girl's profile pic is a cropped close-up of the face, she is a porker.
All news on Lindsay Lohan a spoiled girl who can't abide by laws. Here are a few worth knowing about: J. Bartett, D. Santos, C. Stanley, J. Reed, M. Johnson, Z. Fisher, B. King, C. Goeke, S. Tate, they gave their lives for you this week, Bless our troops!
Not ALL Americans are upset about this Healthcare bill, but we are TIRED of all the unneccessary insults and complaining without any solutions. You can't complain if you don't have a solution. SIMPLY PUT! At least SOMETHING was done!
apparently theres a board game named after the Titanic.. whats next, 9/11 jenga?
has never went to bed with an ugly girl, just woke up with a few THANKS ALCOHOL
Sarah Palin thinks US law should be based on the Bible. As the most attractive female in national politics, I think she'd be far more successful doing an arm-in-arm political fashion tour with the most attractive man in Washington, Ann Coulter.
Men are like lottery tickets. Very exciting at first, until you scratch away the surface to reveal the loser beneath.
America what is wrong with you?
Just ate a bag of Aquitals. I mean Skittles!!
On a happier note... Cuomo is going down faster than Kamala Harris at the company Christmas party.
Wal-Mart, Cabela's & Bass Pro shops are droppiung the Duck Dynasty merchandise, adios hillbillies
Obama supporters are in SUCH denial about EVERYTHING! We're on to you..accept it.
Like for Ron Paul 2012 Dislike For Obama 2012
Let's kill people that disagree with our beliefs. - said no atheist ever
China claims covid came from an old bat, but Pelosi denies being involved.
received a warning that aliens are abducting all of the sexy people in the world! Don't panic, you are safe! I am just writing to say goodbye!
I wonder who coined the phrase, "Once you go black, you never go back"...because I personally changed it to... "Once you go baby wipe, you never go 2 ply".
imagine Alicia Keys complaining in the grocery store, " THIS MILK IS EXPIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEDD"
Nickelback to play Boston bombing victim's Concert. In related news, Train to play relief concert for those who saw Nickelback.... (etc.. Bieber) 