Exercise Funny Status Messages

   told my wife that the doctor put me on a new exercise program that requires me to walk 3 miles a day, she said good next week you'll be 21 miles away...

   I never thought I'd be the kind of person who'd wake up early in the morning to exercise. And I was right.

   The only exercise I've done this month is running out of money

   Ugh,,, You'd think this restless leg syndrome would be exercise enough.

   They tell me that exercise makes you look and feel better about yourself, to them I say, "So does alcohol"

   I really admire people who exercise. This cake is dedicated to you.

   The Earth revolves around the Sun at a speed of 18.5 miles/sec and spins on its axis at 1,040 mph. So yeah, I got some exercise today.

   My exercise tape is just various clips of me driving past the gym.

   Exercise, eat right, get good sleep, take your vitamins...die anyway.

   I'm so glad television redefined the word "marathon" to mean the exact opposite of physical exercise.

   Exercise can add years to your life. For example, I just ran 2 miles and I now feel like I'm 82.

   It's time for all of us to admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief it's over

   Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries".

   "OK...that Trust Exercise didn't go exactly according to plan. Once we dispose of the bodies let's keep quiet about this...AS A TEAM!"

   Yesterday yet another person jumped the White House fence. It happened again. On the bright side, at least Michelle Obama is finally getting more Americans to exercise.

   If your dog is fat it means that you don't get enough exercise.

   Woman failed the battle of the sexes when you started to do pole dancing and class it as exercise

   I exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. - Jehovah's Fitness.

   If by exercise you mean grabbing my phone out of my pocket every two minutes then yes I exercise a lot.

   I'm thinking about buying an exercise bike, my treadmill works fine for laying my pants on, but it won't accommodate hanging shirts on hangers.