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The awkward moment when halfway through telling a story you realize it is pointless.
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06-02-2011 13:41 by
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I haven't been this bored since my summer as an Amish mechanic .
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06-03-2011 18:25
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For Sale: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. Never read because wife already knows everything.
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06-06-2011 21:28 by
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The GOP has now turned into the GQP, and this is why I'm out!
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02-07-2021 15:34
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Michael Vick says he wants a dog someday. Which is a little bit like John Wayne Gacy saying he'd someday like to have a teenage boy.
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12-19-2010 13:25 by
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I'm not saying you're a D!ck but Brett Favre just texted me your picture.
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01-18-2011 02:28 by
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had absolutely no sympathy for the large woman who dropped her mars bar in front of me today but physically couldnt get down to pick it up
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10-27-2010 21:00
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America has a whole day dedicated to a film starring Will Smith...
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07-03-2010 10:09
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figured out that the shin bone is intended for finding furniture in a dark room.
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07-28-2010 02:23 by
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as bored as a midget in a theme park
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08-12-2010 16:45
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OMG another wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl! Did anyone else see Pete Townsend's belly????
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02-08-2010 09:22 by
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Party tonight, bring booze or chicks. Seperate, or one already in the other. Your call...
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02-26-2010 12:24 by
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Does Red or White Wine go better with Swedish Fish?
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02-27-2010 22:06
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moving to the country and gonna eat me a lot of peaches
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03-27-2010 17:38
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the most confident when naked, too bad I can't be naked in front of my interviewers.
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04-02-2010 08:56 by
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HATE: a SPECIAL KIND OF LOVE GIVEN TO PEOPLE WHO SUCK!
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05-12-2010 12:16
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I never trust anyone with my phone. I mean they might tweet something inspirational and that's a risk I'm not willing to take.
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12-02-2012 05:47
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Don't run with scissors because you might accidentally trip, fall and cut the grand opening ribbon of a new museum 2 weeks ahead of schedule
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12-13-2012 12:48 by
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Saying that "Gun sellers are accomplices to crimes" would be like me saying spoons made me fat.
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07-24-2012 05:46
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Wonder what events al-Qaeda will be participating in.
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07-27-2012 22:10 by
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