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   messageicon Rumor has it that Wikileaks was on the verge of disclosing what Willis was talkin' 'bout.
←Rate | 12-19-2010 13:25 by me40299 Comments (0)  


   messageicon would rather go down a slide of razor blades into a pool of lemon juice than go back to work today.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 07:55 by me40299 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone else have a feeling that Pakistan knows where the Hamburglar is?
←Rate | 05-20-2011 07:55 by me40299 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Vick says he wants a dog someday. Which is a little bit like John Wayne Gacy saying he'd someday like to have a teenage boy.
←Rate | 12-19-2010 13:25 by me40299 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I finally found something Sarah Palin and I have in common. We've both failed Trig.
←Rate | 12-19-2010 13:24 by me40299 Comments (0)  


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