Exercise Funny Status Messages

   Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?

   The secrets of staying young is to live honestly, eat healthy, and exercise or simply lie like hell about your age.

   The gym manager just gave me a dirty look....Apparently, reverse cowgirl is not an appropriate way to ride the exercise bike.

   Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries".

   I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply.

   Exercise, eat right, get good sleep, take your vitamins...die anyway.

   I really admire people who exercise. This cake is dedicated to you.

   Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day

   I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those 'eat right and exercise' fads.

   Exercise makes you look better naked. Alcohol does the same, you pick..

   My morning exercise routine includes snooze presses. I like to get in at least 5 reps.

   I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

   thinks that nutritional information should simply tell you the amount of exercise required to burn off whatever it is you're about to consume.

   The Earth revolves around the Sun at a speed of 18.5 miles/sec and spins on its axis at 1,040 mph. So yeah, I got some exercise today.

   I don't like exercise so I'm not going to walk a mile in your shoes....I'll judge you standing right here!!!!!

   My favorite exercise at the gym would definitely be judging.

   My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home,, and forgetting things.

   If sex is said to be the best exercise than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there's idea. . .

   A note of fact- Under Armor is an clothing designed with exercise in mind. It is not intended to be a girdle.

   The only exercise I've done this month is running out of money