easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   Today In the Facebook Stock Market, 'Happy Easter' status updates are up 200%, 'Stupid Group Invitations' are up 50%, 'Friendship Bonding' plummets and 'Exaggerations' are down 3.40 pts on the Nasdaq.

   So my mom just got her citizenship and she wants to change her name to Bunny!!? WTF. I'm dreading the day when I have to introduce her to my fiance. Mom seriously just keep your 10 letter hard to prounounce Asian name!

   Just thinking of how confusing it would be to all the little tricker treaters if I dressed up as santa for Halloween, stood next to the Easter Bunny, and handed out eggs......

   Theres 2 types of people in this world.. People who have been bitten by the Easter Bunny and people who haven't..

   my neighbors put their Christmas decorations up early, so I put my Easter stuff out just to one-up them.

   Happy easter and have a fantastic1982 from all at the alzheimers society ! See you next week at the bonfire and dont forget your swimsuit! X.

   I typed an essay in Word about a concerned Bugs Bunny. I then saved it as 'Whats Up.doc'

   If next Friday , the Friday before Easter has always been known as Good Friday ( Which sort of bothered me because it was far from a Good Friday for our Crucified Savior) shouldn't the Friday before Palm Sunday be known at least as Mediocre Friday?

   You know telling the kids that the Easter bunny is watching just doesn't have the same power as Santa's watching!!!

   Nails didn't keep Christ to the cross, His love for you did. Have a Happy Easter.

   If someone says, "why do bad things happen to good people?" Tell them that only happened once in history --- and He volunteered. Happy Easter everyone.

   If you happen to see a bunny laying brown eggs, do not eat them. ITS NOT CHOCOLATE!!!! HAPPY EASTER!!!!

   Easter chocolate tastes so much better than normal chocolate...

   If the Easter Bunny leaves you Jelly Beans, don't eat the brown ones.

   Note to the Easter Bunny: You're not fooling anyone with that fake grass in the basket.

   thinking about landscaping the back yard with fake Easter grass.

   The Easter Bunny just left me a bunch of tiny brown chocolate eggs. Can't wait to eat them. Yummy!

   I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.

   Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.

   Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don't lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?