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   messageicon Today In the Facebook Stock Market, 'Happy Easter' status updates are up 200%, 'Stupid Group Invitations' are up 50%, 'Friendship Bonding' plummets and 'Exaggerations' are down 3.40 pts on the Nasdaq.
←Rate | 04-04-2010 17:28 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

   messageicon So my mom just got her citizenship and she wants to change her name to Bunny!!? WTF. I'm dreading the day when I have to introduce her to my fiance. Mom seriously just keep your 10 letter hard to prounounce Asian name!
←Rate | 04-08-2010 19:56 by @Squishy_Penguin Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just thinking of how confusing it would be to all the little tricker treaters if I dressed up as santa for Halloween, stood next to the Easter Bunny, and handed out eggs......
←Rate | 10-20-2010 21:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Theres 2 types of people in this world.. People who have been bitten by the Easter Bunny and people who haven't..
←Rate | 10-22-2010 08:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon my neighbors put their Christmas decorations up early, so I put my Easter stuff out just to one-up them.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 20:22 by boomtastic Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy easter and have a fantastic1982 from all at the alzheimers society ! See you next week at the bonfire and dont forget your swimsuit! X.
←Rate | 12-31-2010 17:20 by XBbios Comments (5)  

   messageicon I typed an essay in Word about a concerned Bugs Bunny. I then saved it as 'Whats Up.doc'
←Rate | 04-05-2011 05:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If next Friday , the Friday before Easter has always been known as Good Friday ( Which sort of bothered me because it was far from a Good Friday for our Crucified Savior) shouldn't the Friday before Palm Sunday be known at least as Mediocre Friday?
←Rate | 04-14-2011 19:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know telling the kids that the Easter bunny is watching just doesn't have the same power as Santa's watching!!!
←Rate | 04-16-2011 15:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nails didn't keep Christ to the cross, His love for you did. Have a Happy Easter.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 07:53 by Choosejoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If someone says, "why do bad things happen to good people?" Tell them that only happened once in history --- and He volunteered. Happy Easter everyone.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 13:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you happen to see a bunny laying brown eggs, do not eat them. ITS NOT CHOCOLATE!!!! HAPPY EASTER!!!!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 21:07 by Average JOE Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter chocolate tastes so much better than normal chocolate...
←Rate | 04-22-2011 06:49 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon If the Easter Bunny leaves you Jelly Beans, don't eat the brown ones.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 17:36 by jgmitts Comments (0)  

   messageicon Note to the Easter Bunny: You're not fooling anyone with that fake grass in the basket.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 10:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinking about landscaping the back yard with fake Easter grass.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 18:46 by punkie Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Easter Bunny just left me a bunch of tiny brown chocolate eggs. Can't wait to eat them. Yummy!
←Rate | 04-23-2011 22:14 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don't lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  

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