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   messageicon This one isnt that funny, keep scrolling.
←Rate | 01-03-2011 03:47 by XBbios Comments (8)  


   messageicon Around here you don't lose your girl, you just lose your turn ..
←Rate | 03-26-2011 14:52 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon I drove so bad today that the voice from sat-nav said " pull over I want to get off"
←Rate | 06-29-2013 05:34 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon My new hobby is Ice Sculpting... yesterday I made a cube
←Rate | 04-26-2011 15:10 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy easter and have a fantastic1982 from all at the alzheimers society ! See you next week at the bonfire and dont forget your swimsuit! X.
←Rate | 12-31-2010 17:20 by XBbios Comments (5)  


   messageicon I had to fill in some online forms and when I typed in my date of birth out of the sudden al the "meet hot single in your area " changed to " Mature Dating " (",)
←Rate | 03-08-2012 20:31 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon condoms please; --need a bag?; --no need, this time she's not that ugly
←Rate | 05-15-2011 01:18 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not every retard can read, but look at you having a go!
←Rate | 03-12-2011 04:00 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon The status you are trying to read cnnot be wiewed from your current country or location.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 03:57 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon My imaginary friend is bullying me !! (o.0)
←Rate | 07-03-2013 03:37 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got tickets to see that new Irish rapper. Jay Zus
←Rate | 04-24-2013 20:56 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am dreaming to became rich...just like my father..."is your father rich?" ...no! he is dreaming too
←Rate | 03-18-2012 18:17 by Xbbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was offered a job today.......Al Qaeda need,s a new leader...I had to turn it down ....couldn't get life insurance
←Rate | 05-02-2011 14:18 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh ! The first page popped up when I typed "childbirth " on Google was "durex"!!!
←Rate | 09-01-2012 10:00 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do we know who really won the Chinese Civil War?
←Rate | 04-24-2013 20:57 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon People told me I need to go out more often!But the true is I need to shut up more often !
←Rate | 11-05-2012 15:45 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon The hurricane Sandy is Not available in your country ! We are sorry for the inconvenience.
←Rate | 10-30-2012 21:39 by XBbios Comments (0)  


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