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   messageicon USA & Pakistan's relationship status= It's complicated
←Rate | 05-04-2011 17:40 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The definition of irony: Not knowing the difference between a definition and an example.
←Rate | 03-21-2011 11:20 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'
←Rate | 07-20-2011 15:11 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you start complaining that all your dreams have not come true, you have to realize that not all your nightmares came true either.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 00:55 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never run after a bus or a woman....There will always be another.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 00:59 by pUnKiE Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the gal who posted that guys are "creepy" on facebook, dont flatter yourself. You're not all that.
←Rate | 04-11-2011 20:01 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many women does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, she just holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
←Rate | 04-15-2011 23:52 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Awkward....That moment when you think you are being helpful by telling someone they "got a lil dirt on their forehead" and they tell you it's Ash Wednesday.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 10:09 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a robin makes red babies and a bluebird makes blue babies, what kind of bird makes no babies? A swallow.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:28 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call me childish, but I can't help chuckling to myself whenever I see a senior citizen point at something using their middle finger.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 10:38 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon FaceBook account for sale....Friends included!
←Rate | 05-09-2011 00:42 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't accept blame well, but it's not my fault.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 20:10 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK, Super Moon has arrived. Not quite what I expected ., it was kinda super. Not Super Duper but yeah.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 22:28 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's about time we, as a sophisticated society, start getting birds to wear diapers.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 01:03 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you know why rednecks like to "do it" doggy style? So they can both watch NASCAR.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 18:21 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you hear about the elephant with diarrhea? It's all over town.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:29 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking about landscaping the back yard with fake Easter grass.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 18:46 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon He was suckled by hyenas and had only cobras for playmates and now he's in hell. Let's pose his bullet-holed head for a round-the-world-see-we-really-did-it photo op and get busy with the real business of America - planning our summer vacations!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:23 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Busted, Disgusted, and most of all, I can't be trusted.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 19:54 by pUnKiE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whats the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches......
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:25 by punkie Comments (0)  



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