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   messageicon Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....
←Rate | 11-09-2012 07:57 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if you ever want to experience the closest thing to a zombie apocalypse, all you have to do is wait in line for Black Friday at your nearest Wal-Mart...
←Rate | 11-09-2012 08:52 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday night and you're sitting at home on Facebook? HAHAHAHAHAHA same
←Rate | 11-09-2012 22:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dec 21st falls on a Friday... What a sh*tty way to start the weekend..
←Rate | 11-15-2012 01:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Satruday is Small Business Saturday, then black Friday is Fortune 500 Friday!!
←Rate | 11-18-2012 14:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday: Where one day after giving thanks for what we have, we trample each other to buy what we don't.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 17:08 by dashell Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite Black Friday tradition is watching the day's Walmart tramplings on the evening news.
←Rate | 11-19-2012 15:38 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon People think I'm sleeping in this tent to see that stupid Twilight movie, I'm just first in line for Black Friday.
←Rate | 11-19-2012 19:16 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday... a special time to keep Capitalism in Christmas
←Rate | 11-20-2012 22:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not doing the 'Black Friday' thing this year. Last year... it was so crowded... I walk out of Walmart with someone else's shoes on...
←Rate | 11-21-2012 16:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since the day b4 Thanksgiving is the biggest shopping day of the yr & it's called "black Friday" & the day b4 Thanksgiving is the biggest bar nite of the yr I'm declaring it "black out Wednesday"
←Rate | 11-21-2012 21:10 by SB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have
←Rate | 11-21-2012 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone is talking about Black Friday, I havent even seen the previews! Is that the new Kim Kardashian documentary?
←Rate | 11-22-2012 14:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls
←Rate | 11-22-2012 19:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday? Don't they already get February?
←Rate | 11-22-2012 19:42 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?
←Rate | 11-22-2012 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if drug dealers do black Friday lol ...weed and crack 20% off
←Rate | 11-22-2012 23:26 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why isnt there any black friday deals at the liquir store....
←Rate | 11-23-2012 08:27 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon You want to save a shtiload of money next Black Friday??? Stay Home!!!
←Rate | 11-23-2012 12:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate seeing people who owe me money post pics of all they bought on Black friday
←Rate | 11-23-2012 18:58 by wayneh Comments (0)  




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