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   messageicon i dont have trust issues, I just know people who have lying issues
←Rate | 10-04-2011 22:07 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon Insecurity is an ugly thing, it makes you hate people that you don't even know...
←Rate | 10-23-2011 20:46 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know your day is bad when your coffee makes you tired
←Rate | 10-21-2011 19:42 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Her Legs Aint Never Shook Or Locked Up On Ya, Yu Aren't Doing It Right!
←Rate | 10-23-2011 20:53 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon yeah I was a vegetarian once before......for like 5 hours...til my next meal...
←Rate | 07-19-2013 17:52 by NateMorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges
←Rate | 10-21-2011 22:34 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know your ass is ugly when you're the one always asked to take the photo
←Rate | 10-23-2011 20:46 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is just a chapter in a guy`s life.. But to girls ? It's the whole book.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 21:01 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know your hungry when you start eating some old cough drops
←Rate | 09-18-2011 00:15 by Natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon Put Party Rock Anthem as my Alarm so I wake up shufflin..
←Rate | 09-27-2011 08:18 by Natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon @(O_O)@ Monkey.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 10:03 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just overheard this kid confess to smoking weed out of his trumpet. Band practice must be fun.
←Rate | 11-06-2011 20:28 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69
←Rate | 04-04-2012 19:58 by natemorales Comments (1)  


   messageicon Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl you'll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days!
←Rate | 02-03-2012 13:07 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon to the guy who made the "16-bit dinosaurs" music video, What were you smoking?, How much have you been Smoking? Can I have some?
←Rate | 10-04-2011 21:49 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or the New Facebook Layout kinda looks like the ol Myspace? O_o
←Rate | 12-20-2011 20:34 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if drug dealers do black Friday lol ...weed and crack 20% off
←Rate | 11-22-2012 23:26 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all he wants you for is ur Breast,Legs and thighs send him to KFC. Ur a lady,not someones cheap value meal
←Rate | 10-23-2011 20:43 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't wait till the movie "colombiana" comes out. She is the real definition of a Bad b!tch....
←Rate | 08-19-2011 14:36 by Natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Do you like water?" 'Yes" "Nice, you already like 61.8% of me"
←Rate | 12-09-2011 18:30 by natemorales Comments (0)  



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