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wrote a letter to my love, and on my way I caught him, kicked him in his special place, and shoved it in his pocket! goodbye cheater
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09-12-2010 14:22
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I love it when people say they haven't evacuated during a hurricane because they had to protect their homes. Who the hell do they think they are? Superman?
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09-12-2010 14:18
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Honestly, I love every single some of you.
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09-11-2010 09:01 by Aaron
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I dry hump my mattress because I love my bed so much.
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09-10-2010 14:20
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I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
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09-10-2010 13:17
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Dear Bed, I love you.
If you say the word "douche" fast and repetitively, it will sound like the beat of a techno song that some douche would definitely love.
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09-08-2010 15:19 by jdpower
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Dance like the photo's not being tagged, Love like you've never been unfriended, Status Update like nobody's following.
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09-08-2010 11:46
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I triple-majored in college to give myself a range of options to explore and find career I'd love. Three working years later, I've narrowed down the options significantly: anything not involving those majors.
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09-08-2010 09:49
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I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should: Go for it, slow down, or just stop.
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09-06-2010 23:44 by BEGO
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Don't you just love how all the Casino billboards get you excited to spend your money then at the bottom of them all they give you the gambler's addiction #... Thats like me putting up a Billboard for a Heroin Party n giving you the # to the cops...
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09-06-2010 21:57
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relationship status will changed from "married" to " It's complicated " about once a month.. I love my wife....
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09-06-2010 12:18 by rll
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I Don't Care what anybody says, Nothing says I Love you more like standing in line for you're girl to buy tampax pearl."
i love it when some little 8 year-old is cursing and yelling at me on call of duty and then his mom is in the backgorund telling him to go to bed.
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09-05-2010 23:25
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The difference between "like" "love" and "in love" is the same as the difference between "for now" "for a while" and "forever."
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09-05-2010 17:19
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"AND HE WAS JUST A HAIR AWAY FROM GETTING THE SACK!" I love football.
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09-05-2010 17:14
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When love is not madness... it is not love.
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09-05-2010 14:36 by Zack
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If god is a dj, life is a dancefloor, love is a rhythm, you are the music, you get what you are given it's all how you use it and god wants you to shake your ass!
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09-04-2010 23:23
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I want to make sweet love to your face with my fist. Don't worry, I'll use protection. Wouldn't want my hand to get hurt.
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09-02-2010 18:27 by Aaron
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...U.S. combat in Iraq officially over. I love Pres. Obama! He's the ONLY black guy I know who's kept his withdrawal promise!
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