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   messageicon I propose we add a new day to the week and call it "Someday," just think of all the awesome stuff that would happen on it.
←Rate | 12-07-2010 20:57 by Zack Comments (1)  


   messageicon Auto correct can go straight to He'll
←Rate | 11-19-2010 01:42 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎(_8(l) - D'oh!
←Rate | 09-14-2010 03:49 by Zack Comments (5)  


   messageicon So I wanted to publicly apologize for not doing the ice bucket challenge for everyone that nominated me. I don't give money to charity, unless she is on stage B at 11:30.
←Rate | 09-11-2014 16:46 by zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spilled a my redbull on my phone this morning, now my phone wont come out of airplane mode
←Rate | 11-25-2013 08:52 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
←Rate | 03-24-2011 17:48 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if everybody is still Kung Fu fightng.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 18:08 by Zack Comments (1)  


   messageicon ┌П┐(◕‿◕) ┌П┐
←Rate | 09-19-2010 03:12 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Another successful year no random father's day cards in the mail!!!
←Rate | 06-17-2014 19:05 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy 15th birthday google, 3 more years and you will be able to search for adult sites legally
←Rate | 09-27-2013 08:50 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking...we would all be naked right now if it wasn't for that darn apple!
←Rate | 09-18-2010 23:33 by Zack Comments (7)  


   messageicon I pay a lot of money to get that vanilla/coco butter smell in my car. I want hookers to feel welcome, not like they're stepping into a death trap.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 01:14 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women may never understand the enjoyment from putting a warm coffee mug between their legs in the morning. ‪#‎warmnuts
←Rate | 11-17-2014 09:02 by zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon With great power comes a great electric bill.
←Rate | 09-12-2010 17:50 by Zack Comments (1)  


   messageicon a super hero, with NO powers of motivation.
←Rate | 09-30-2010 22:45 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon In soviet Russia, bacon loves you.
←Rate | 08-20-2010 02:50 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time you lick a 9 volt, battery, you lick every person that's licked that 9 volt battery.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 05:01 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can anyone tell me how to become a illegal immigrant, their benefits are undeniably more superior to our own.
←Rate | 11-24-2014 09:41 by zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon If zombie's were dyslexic everyone named Brian would be in trouble
←Rate | 09-05-2010 05:04 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon When love is not madness... it is not love.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 14:36 by Zack Comments (0)  



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