love Funny Status Messages

   so really..what was Meatloaf talking about when he sang he'll do anything for love, but he wont do that?

   I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my "before" picture.

   " For It was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. It was not my hand you held but my love. "

   P.E.T.A.= People Eating Tasty Animals....... I LOVE HUNTING SEASON!

   I love them all.....Fake (+)(+) , Perfect (o)(o), Perky (*)(*), Cold (^)(^) and even Grandma's \o/ \o/ Big ( • )( • ) or small (.) (.) save them all. REPOST for Breast Cancer Awareness.

   Do what you love, and the money will follow, unless what you love is Facebook.

   Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

   Send an email to a friend saying "PLEASE PLASE PLEASE Disregard previous message. Please don't read it! I love you!" It will drive them crazy!

   What's LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart. In me: Bull

   Sometimes the people you love the most are the ones that hurt you the most...but it's up to you to decide who you live through the pain for...

   She says she doesn't have to change her relationship status on Facebook to show her love? It's because she's still banging her ex.

   Big... Powerful... Makes the ladies scream... Lasts for an hour. No wonder women love Oprah so much.

   Hey I'm an equal opprotunist. I love blondes, brunettes, redheads, tall ones, short ones, cousins, adopted cousins...

   May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so that we may know them by their limping.

   Please irritate me. I would LOVE to see how badly it ends for you. ;)

   You can't force someone to love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best.

   My girlfriend asked me, "Do You believe in love at first sight"? I said, "At the first sight of what"?

   Won employee of the month again! I love being self employed.

   How to impress a woman: kiss, hug, compliment, love, tease, protect, listen, support. How to impress a man: Show up NAKED with BEER!!!

   Parents say alcohol is your enemy, God says love your enemy.......