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   messageicon Went to the playboy mansion today got a real BUNNY..!!
←Rate | 04-06-2012 19:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 2 hours ago · WOW... I think Easter is getting here earlier and earlier....apparently I missed Justin Bieber's neighborhood egg hunt.
←Rate | 01-15-2014 23:17 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am more bored than an Easter Bunny in December.
←Rate | 12-11-2011 23:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon so the Bible says the world is going to end May 21, 2011.. Santa Claus always said the Mayan's got the date right years ago. well thats what the Easter bunny told me....
←Rate | 05-18-2011 13:45 by Tom Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter Bunny to her baby chic: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions!"
←Rate | 04-04-2010 01:20 by Grace WB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear parents: Oh really? I'm a liar? What about the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus? Sincerely, your child.
←Rate | 11-06-2011 17:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Check out a new church for the first time for Easter Sunday. When the pastor said, "would all the first time visitors please stand up", The whole church stood up with me! (Ö_Ö)
←Rate | 04-01-2013 01:04 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching Kate Upton's easter video. Something is rising and it ain't jesus.
←Rate | 09-05-2014 01:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I dont see you this Easter, Hide your own balls
←Rate | 04-24-2011 08:54 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

   messageicon Already rolling my eyes in preparation for the 4/20 snap chats I get on Easter.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  

   messageicon I try to make things last by saving them for a while, which bring me to this moment. It will be bittersweet, I can tell you that. I'm going to enjoy this, but it will also make me sad. I'm about to have my last Easter Egg.
←Rate | 05-19-2014 06:00 by Massolare Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter is coming up soon. the parents with multiple kids are kinda lucky......you'll have more than 1 chocolate bunny in the refrigerator & we know they like to reproduce.....never-ending supply of chocolate
←Rate | 04-10-2014 23:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Passover occurs at the same time as Holy Week which leads up to Easter. Them J3WS are always trying to ruin our fun.
←Rate | 03-18-2013 13:56 by Cat Licks Comments (0)  

   messageicon One time in 6th grade me and my friend got to an Easter egg hunt early and switched all the candy in the eggs with mustard and ketchup.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  

   messageicon my friend saif "I don't give a sh*t about Christmas, Easter and New Years", but I do give a sh*t...So he is going to be very surprised by the type of Easter Egg I give him tomorrow. It's cheaper than chocolate anyway!
←Rate | 04-07-2012 11:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon As an Easter present, wrap grapes in color foil and send a basket of them to the IRS.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 04:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Aside from Christmas, Easter is the best day to have Alzheimer's! You can hide your own eggs!
←Rate | 04-08-2012 02:35 by Rp Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter Eggs are themselves when I tell them Chuk Norrris says "Hi"!
←Rate | 04-08-2012 14:33 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Osha should be required to shut the Men's office bathrooms down the Monday and Tuesday after Easter
←Rate | 04-07-2015 10:02 by Murph Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump was with this Playboy Bunny, that Playboy Bunny, this Porn Star while he was married, and all about the same time Slick Willy was getting his knob slobbed by Monica in the Ovdl Office. Your point?
←Rate | 02-16-2018 19:16 Comments (2)  

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