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   messageicon If next Friday , the Friday before Easter has always been known as Good Friday ( Which sort of bothered me because it was far from a Good Friday for our Crucified Savior) shouldn't the Friday before Palm Sunday be known at least as Mediocre Friday?
←Rate | 04-14-2011 19:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Jesus day aka Easter. +
←Rate | 03-31-2013 16:07 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cooking up some hasenpfeffer. Thanks Easter Bunny, bawk bawk.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." Oops, I'm now sitting at my work's disciplinary meeting dressed as the Easter Bunny.
←Rate | 03-20-2016 06:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My parents accused me of being a liar today! All I said was ''Santa Claus'' ''Easter Bunny'' '' Tooth Fairy'' and walked away. Shut them Up!!!
←Rate | 07-07-2012 11:57 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  

   messageicon Heard on the news, while hunting for Easter eggs the kids found a body, can you imagine nexy year when mom says come on lets see what the Easter Bunny brought you. I Picture kids screaming and crying, hell I would peobaly never celebrate Easter agian.
←Rate | 04-04-2010 15:21 by Tanner Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is EASTER GRASS bake day!!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 09:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My goal for Easter weekend is to move just enough each day to make sure no one thinks I'm dead.
←Rate | 03-24-2016 01:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since Easter sunday is also April fool's day as a April fool's prank. Besides dyeing raw eggs (That I mention in an earlies status) I also willbe substituting the candy choclate balls with chocolate covered brussel sprouts.
←Rate | 03-22-2018 22:27 by Jake Comments (1)  

   messageicon as a kid my mom used to tell us kids "i dont want to hear a peep"....i just listened to the easter basket & I dont hear anything
←Rate | 03-23-2013 18:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went to the playboy mansion today got a real BUNNY..!!
←Rate | 04-06-2012 19:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 2 hours ago · WOW... I think Easter is getting here earlier and earlier....apparently I missed Justin Bieber's neighborhood egg hunt.
←Rate | 01-15-2014 23:17 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am more bored than an Easter Bunny in December.
←Rate | 12-11-2011 23:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon so the Bible says the world is going to end May 21, 2011.. Santa Claus always said the Mayan's got the date right years ago. well thats what the Easter bunny told me....
←Rate | 05-18-2011 13:45 by Tom Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter Bunny to her baby chic: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions!"
←Rate | 04-04-2010 01:20 by Grace WB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear parents: Oh really? I'm a liar? What about the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus? Sincerely, your child.
←Rate | 11-06-2011 17:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Check out a new church for the first time for Easter Sunday. When the pastor said, "would all the first time visitors please stand up", The whole church stood up with me! (Ö_Ö)
←Rate | 04-01-2013 01:04 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching Kate Upton's easter video. Something is rising and it ain't jesus.
←Rate | 09-05-2014 01:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I dont see you this Easter, Hide your own balls
←Rate | 04-24-2011 08:54 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

   messageicon Already rolling my eyes in preparation for the 4/20 snap chats I get on Easter.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  

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