Scott Funny Status Messages

   I think American Idol could make it a little more interesting by adding a trap door.

   Loser cleans up the yard signs.....

   Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and asks, "Where?"...

   Did anyone else notice that President Obama's new slogan is "Winning The Future"? Which, ironically is WTF.

   Have you ever wondered if the $1 bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper butt?....You're wondering now!!

   The grass may look greener . . . but it's Astroturf.

   went to the supermarket to buy some fresh food but could only find dead animals & plants...

   When God created Adam and Eve, did they have belly buttons?

   When I die, I'm hoping that I have left a mark. As long as it's not in my underwear.

   Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.

   takes the "THE" out of psychotherapist...

   responsibly irresponsible....

   just had a moment of genius, a chocolate Easter bunny that is filled with the Cadbury Cream Egg filling......YUMMMM!!!