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   messageicon I think American Idol could make it a little more interesting by adding a trap door.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 21:23 by Scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loser cleans up the yard signs.....
←Rate | 11-06-2012 17:03 by Scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and asks, "Where?"...
←Rate | 04-18-2010 15:15 by Scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anyone else notice that President Obama's new slogan is "Winning The Future"? Which, ironically is WTF.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 10:41 by Scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever wondered if the $1 bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper butt?....You're wondering now!!
←Rate | 09-01-2009 22:47 by Scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon The grass may look greener . . . but it's Astroturf.
←Rate | 09-07-2010 22:54 by Scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon went to the supermarket to buy some fresh food but could only find dead animals & plants...
←Rate | 06-20-2010 01:26 by Scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon When God created Adam and Eve, did they have belly buttons?
←Rate | 01-17-2011 08:34 by scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die, I'm hoping that I have left a mark. As long as it's not in my underwear.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 08:14 by Scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 08:57 by Scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon takes the "THE" out of psychotherapist...
←Rate | 06-15-2010 23:30 by Scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon responsibly irresponsible....
←Rate | 08-13-2010 08:07 by Scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon just had a moment of genius, a chocolate Easter bunny that is filled with the Cadbury Cream Egg filling......YUMMMM!!!
←Rate | 04-02-2010 07:57 by Scott Comments (0)  


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