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   messageicon "Rear facing, pedal activated photon cannon" sounds much more badass than "brake lights"
←Rate | 08-05-2017 13:01 by Sammy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If there's no bacon, it's not breakfast.
←Rate | 04-23-2013 10:58 by Sammy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Those women who claim to be offended the "C" word, are usually the biggest ones.
←Rate | 03-05-2013 09:39 by Sammy Comments (0)  

   messageicon giving love a bad name
←Rate | 12-31-2008 17:34 by Sammy Comments (0)  

   messageicon LeBron travels like crazy and never gets called on it. He's comes from near the 3 point line, doesn't dribble the ball at all, then does the lay up for the score. They should show the Heat games on the Travel Channel.
←Rate | 05-23-2013 12:40 by Sammy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Okay "beautiful" as narcissistic as you wish, yet remember, there was someone named Marilyn Monroe. And I promise you, you do not measure up.
←Rate | 01-23-2013 13:59 by Sammy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when people post pictures of broccoli and asparagus while I'm having a bucket of fried chicken and a Sprite.
←Rate | 02-12-2013 10:17 by Sammy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Great to be Catholic this month! We welcome a new Pope, plus we get three major religious holidays! Palm Sunday, Easter, and to kick it all off...the most important...St. Patrick's Day.
←Rate | 03-14-2013 09:35 by Sammy Comments (0)  

   messageicon calling the Secretary of State to notify them he will no longer be carrying an ID; People should know who he is!
←Rate | 04-28-2010 11:59 by Sammy Comments (0)  

   messageicon What if the power had gone out during some of those corporate sponsored college bowls: Little Caesars Bowl: "No difference...still horrible pizza."
←Rate | 02-04-2013 09:35 by Sammy Comments (0)  

   messageicon An untalented gymnast walks into a bar....
←Rate | 11-21-2017 16:28 by Sammy Comments (0)  


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