Friday Funny Status Messages

   It's Thursday, which is "Friday Eve" in Optimisian.

   Black Friday: Where one day after giving thanks for what we have, we trample each other to buy what we don't.

   If you watch Friday the 13th backwards, Jason's machete is a magic wand that brings kids back to life and sends them to summer camp...

   My favorite Black Friday tradition is watching the day's Walmart tramplings on the evening news.

   It's Friday night and you're sitting at home on Facebook? HAHAHAHAHAHA same

   Thanks to all my FB Friends, for once again, reminding me it's Friday. This is also FB Spring Cleaning Weekend. Time to remove all the apps, polls, fan pages, pictures and friends you just don't need or want anymore.

   Memo to my coworkers: It is Friday afternoon, and I have some serious web browsing and personal emailing to take care of, so please refrain from walking behind my cubicle. Thank you.

   There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday - Friday.

   Welcome back, Sunday....it's nice to see you. Stay a while...don't be in such a rush to leave like your friends Friday and Saturday!

   Black Friday... America's version of "Running of the bulls!"

   If being drunk before 3pm on a Friday is wrong, I never want to be right.

   Anything with Friday in it can't be all bad. Now Monday the 13th, that's another story.

   I had no idea it was black Friday in Baltimore.

   1-2 Freddy's coming for you... ---oh wait! wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th!

   I wonder if my drug dealer is going to have any Black Friday deals.

   Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman's ability to find a reason to post a selfie.

   The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.

   hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.

   Screw it, I'm starting Friday now.

   This Friday, the offical Christmas tree was delivered to the White House. Unfortunately, the Secret Service had already let in three other trees that claimed they were on the list.