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The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway.
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12-21-2011 13:07 by SEAN
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If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon.
Love means never having to say anything because you're both looking at your smart phones.
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12-27-2011 13:25
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When you love someone age , distance , height . weight is just a damn number .
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11-03-2011 11:36
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They say you never forget your first love and it's true, there isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about beer.
With all due of respect, I would love to be able to walk up to you and offer you a big, nice cup of shut the f*** up.
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06-11-2010 00:10 by BEGO
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Alcohol is the worst thing in the world... My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying - "I love you" to his Own Wife !!!
It’s so embarrassing when you say, "I love you, too," only to realize the person was waving to someone behind you.
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11-08-2014 05:43 by Baddie
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There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.
I hate people who can't make up their minds. I love them.
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05-06-2012 14:41 by HiYourJon
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How many BBQ's do I have to get drunk at to prove I love America????
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07-03-2011 15:43
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don't you just love those who have no education who spout their ridiculous uninformed views all over the place?
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09-16-2013 13:55
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I make her coffee every morning exactly the way she likes it because I love her... and because if I didn't she would stab me repeatedly.!
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06-30-2015 12:39
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People that have 7 kids, let's be honest.....do you actually LOVE all those kids?
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09-05-2015 11:15
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A guy at a stoplight angrily pointed and yelled at me, so I smiled at him and mouthed "I love this song too!"
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04-06-2015 23:18
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake, but lately that fat kid has been on a diet.
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04-13-2011 21:50 by BEGO
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"We're so in Love." - People that I hope get hit by a bus.
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08-31-2013 14:53
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We had the kind of love that lasted till our phones died.
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10-15-2015 17:17
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Wait, it's "let it go"? I thought it was, "If you love something, drop it off a building." Boy, have I been doing that wrong.
They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
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05-19-2017 05:05
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