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   messageicon Used to go out with a girl who'd punch me in the face each time she had an orgasm. I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them.
←Rate | 07-08-2012 09:55 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is a workshop.........The husband works & The wife shops
←Rate | 06-21-2012 10:32 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't understand the point of lap-dancing clubs. If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with the wife.
←Rate | 07-23-2012 11:06 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to know if you're in the wrong relationship? If you were reading this hoping I really had the answer, it's over. You're welcome.
←Rate | 06-19-2012 07:29 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Expecting your guy to be romantic all the time is like expecting you to behave like a porn star all the time.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 10:03 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say drinking milk makes you stronger. I drunk 5 glasses of milk and tried to move a wall. It didn't work. Then, I drank 5 glasses of vodka and the wall moved alone!!
←Rate | 07-19-2012 00:44 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say 1in every 3 people cheat in a relationship. I'm not sure if its my wife or my girlfriend.
←Rate | 10-06-2012 07:44 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saved my girlfriends phone number as 'LOW BATTERY'. Whenever she calls and I'm not around, the wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger unknowingly.
←Rate | 07-21-2012 10:00 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife asked me how I could love her and still enjoy watching porn. I told her, I love my car but I still watch NASCAR
←Rate | 07-19-2012 15:16 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife just gave me an ultimatum, it's either her or Facebook. So sadly, this will be my last joke..... in which I talk about having a wife.
←Rate | 07-19-2012 15:21 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman has sued a hospital, stating that, after recent treatment, her husband had lost interest in sex. The doctors replied: 'All we did was correct his eyesight'
←Rate | 07-30-2012 11:33 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Royal family are said to be "disappointed" over a French magazine publishing pictures of Kate Middleton topless. Me too, they're tiny.
←Rate | 09-15-2012 07:07 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry if you don't like my Honesty. But to be fair I don't like your lies
←Rate | 08-28-2012 02:50 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife is so much more attractive without having glasses on. That's why I always take mine off when I get home from work!
←Rate | 07-26-2012 11:38 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't say happiness without saying penis. Coincidence ? I think NOT...
←Rate | 07-24-2012 03:04 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got a job as a bounty hunter in China. Couldn't believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!
←Rate | 08-07-2012 13:18 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, who are the men fooling around with?
←Rate | 07-27-2012 03:39 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Husband-Y r there torn condoms lying on sofa? Wife-What? Where? Wife goes 2 find them & comes back angrily saying-Will you stop calling our children “Torn condoms”?
←Rate | 07-23-2012 10:56 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol is the worst thing in the world... My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying - "I love you" to his Own Wife !!!
←Rate | 07-24-2012 13:00 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Give It To Me" She Screamed, "I'm getting Wet, Give It To Me Now".... "Screw Off" I replied "This Is My Umbrella"
←Rate | 07-13-2012 15:25 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  



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