easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I'm keeping the dust bunnies as decorations.

   How TF is Easter, April Fools, and Rent Due all on the same day?!

   Happy easter and have a fantastic1982 from all at the alzheimers society ! See you next week at the bonfire and dont forget your swimsuit! X.

   Dear Easter Bunny, no chocolate this year..... just bring me gas!! (not the kind that the boiled eggs give you either)

   I told my kids that if they are old enough to fertilize eggs, we aren't going to color eggs for easter.

   Easter chocolate tastes so much better than normal chocolate...

   looking for a cute little bunny with a nice set of eggs

   silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus.

   Note to the Easter Bunny: You're not fooling anyone with that fake grass in the basket.

   Happy Easter Yolks!

   Just saw a store that already has Easter decorations out

   The 2012 Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt has been cancelled....... The 2011 hunt is still going on....

   I think I will dye some Easter eggs white this year

   I'm not big into Easter traditions, but I'm pretty sure drunkenly searching for an Egg McMuffin at this hour counts as Easter egg hunting.

   For Easter I'm gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!

   Fried rabbit and eggs on this Easter morning...sorry if this was the last house the Easter bunny made it to.

   Jesus is ALIVE! Happy Easter

   Mother rabbit to baby bunny: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."

   Tim Tebow's Easter sermon ended abruptly when he was replaced by Peyton Manning halfway through it.

   Parents, here's a way to keep your kids busy for awhile on Easter, let them have an Easter egg hunt, just don't hide any eggs.