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What if... what if dogs love us so much because they know we're made of bones.
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10-13-2018 20:08 by JCGJ
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When I was 13, I had my first love, ASDFGHJKQWERTYUIOPZXCVBNM above!
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04-24-2010 01:02
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loves how Christmas movies capture the holidays in a way everyone typically experiences. In two hours: greedy men become charitable; enemies settle their differences; women fall in love with the unattractive nerd; and an angel get its wings.
If you have to fight someone’s love then you’ve already lost that battle.
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08-16-2013 12:42
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I love riding my red Mustang into work,,, but I am tired of people complaining about horse crap in the parking lot.
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05-25-2013 19:04 by snotty
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Life is the school Love is the lesson and sex the homework. so don't forget to do the homework tonight
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01-05-2012 02:05 by ponchoxx
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Find what you love and let it kill you.
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05-24-2012 15:16
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Yesterday the weather was cold and miserable. Today it's sunny and hot. Global warming you've got to love it
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02-29-2012 06:42 by NB
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If Nutella & marshmallow fluff made sweet sweet love & had a baby,,, I would eat that baby.. The End.
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02-28-2016 07:25 by Snotty
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I got fired on my first day as a paramedic for trying to revive everyone with true love's first kiss.
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06-24-2015 13:41
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On a scale of J ew to Floyd Mayweather, How much do you love money?
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09-15-2013 01:58
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that horrible moment when you actually fall in love
You are the most amazing thing I could ever ask for. I love you with all my heart and I hope you never change again because you are perfect the way you are. You mean the world to me in every single way. Love you FB
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04-28-2011 23:17 by BEGO
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Plan A doesn't work in your love life, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.
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06-30-2011 23:21 by BEGO
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Sex is like pancakes ... God I love Pancakes !!
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12-21-2011 14:59
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She fell in love with the person that I was back then. Why does she try so hard to change me into what suits her...it only drives me away.
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11-05-2011 23:53
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What's love got to do with it.....all I said is I wanted to have sex ;)
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12-22-2010 23:11
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I will never have abs. Because I love eating keb abs
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01-15-2018 08:31
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Literal Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Excuse me, are you Swiss? I'd love to check out your holes.
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03-27-2020 10:50
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Love when I take the time to type out a long text message to a friend and they reply with "K"
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05-22-2020 20:49 by Moon
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