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   messageicon The person that thinks they're always right is the one person you want to be always wrong
←Rate | 09-26-2012 07:55 by NB Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't decide if the new guy is a really nice helpful kind guy or if he's a creepy serial killer type.It's such a fine line sometimes
←Rate | 02-16-2012 09:03 by nb Comments (0)  

   messageicon I always thought someone coughing all day got right on my nerves. It appears I was wrong, it's actually someone sniffing
←Rate | 11-01-2012 08:18 by NB Comments (0)  

   messageicon The worlds economy is in a terrible state, the Ice caps are melting, the Rain Forest is being destroyed and now apparently Justin Bieber has reproduced. Can things get any worse?
←Rate | 11-02-2011 09:02 by nb Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some people think the world absolutely revolves around them. Not once have they asked how my day is going
←Rate | 02-29-2012 06:26 by NB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do you answer the call or do you revel in the power when someone calls out begging for toilet paper
←Rate | 02-09-2012 07:39 by NB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shakira attacked by a Sea Lion.. early reports show that it could attack again whenever, wherever
←Rate | 02-15-2012 10:20 by NB Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've reached that time of day on a Friday afternoon when I know I'm not going to get anything worthwhile done so the only solution is to not even bother
←Rate | 10-28-2011 10:25 by nb Comments (0)  

   messageicon Roses are Red,Violets are blue, My knobs in your mouth, best you don't chew
←Rate | 02-14-2012 11:02 by NB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Taking my wife to see the Muppets tonight. I hope her mum cooks something I like this time
←Rate | 02-14-2012 08:16 by NB Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate the expression "Is it just me or...." Of course it's just you or I'd have said it as well
←Rate | 02-15-2012 11:47 by NB Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife's going to be happy with tonight's planned tv. There's going to be balls moving all the screen. Champions League starts again tonight
←Rate | 02-14-2012 07:59 by NB Comments (0)  

   messageicon My boss just said can you come in my office. It turns out we meant different things
←Rate | 02-15-2012 10:33 by NB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Jobs of your boss: 5% to pay your wages. 95% to annoy the hell out of you
←Rate | 02-16-2012 07:20 by nb Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do I know all the words to Cher's Shoop Shoop song? And why is it impossible to look cool when you get caught singing it in traffic
←Rate | 05-16-2011 02:55 by NB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yesterday the weather was cold and miserable. Today it's sunny and hot. Global warming you've got to love it
←Rate | 02-29-2012 06:42 by NB Comments (0)  


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