SWEDE Funny Status Messages

   Click like if you think it's a pain in the @ss when livejasmin pops up and disturbs in the middle of everything

   Frustration is when you bought a new boomerang and notice that you can not throw away the old one

   writing fictional textmessages so I won't look like i'm lonely..

   Sometimes wish that I was a kitchen, then maybe women would understand me.

   does Life feels heavy and the days are not really what you want? The solution is to look at life as a male dog. if it can not be eaten or fu#ked, so piss on it and move on ...

   Life got 4 steps. 1: you belive in santa. 2: you don't belive in santa. 3: you are santa. 4: you look like santa

   I love cats! They taste just like chicken

   dressed up as the Grim Reaper and gone back and forth through the emergency room.