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   messageicon Click like if you think it's a pain in the @ss when livejasmin pops up and disturbs in the middle of everything
←Rate | 09-29-2012 20:55 by Swede Comments (0)  

   messageicon Frustration is when you bought a new boomerang and notice that you can not throw away the old one
←Rate | 09-29-2012 20:53 by Swede Comments (0)  

   messageicon writing fictional textmessages so I won't look like i'm lonely..
←Rate | 09-29-2012 20:51 by Swede Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes wish that I was a kitchen, then maybe women would understand me.
←Rate | 09-12-2012 17:02 by SWEDE Comments (0)  

   messageicon does Life feels heavy and the days are not really what you want? The solution is to look at life as a male dog. if it can not be eaten or fu#ked, so piss on it and move on ...
←Rate | 09-29-2012 20:57 by Swede Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life got 4 steps. 1: you belive in santa. 2: you don't belive in santa. 3: you are santa. 4: you look like santa
←Rate | 09-29-2012 20:52 by Swede Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love cats! They taste just like chicken
←Rate | 09-13-2012 11:54 by SWEDE Comments (1)  

   messageicon dressed up as the Grim Reaper and gone back and forth through the emergency room.
←Rate | 09-12-2012 16:58 by SWEDE Comments (2)  


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