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   Easter: The only day of the year where you want to put all of your eggs in one basket. Happy Easter all!

   Great to be Catholic this month! We welcome a new Pope, plus we get three major religious holidays! Palm Sunday, Easter, and to kick it all off...the most important...St. Patrick's Day.

   So let me get this straight....a giant bunny rises from the dead, commits a bunch of sins, then we eat a pig?

   I am not religious but I am grateful for this easter holiday, in fact I am grateful for any holiday that mean I dont have to go to work.

   just had a moment of genius, a chocolate Easter bunny that is filled with the Cadbury Cream Egg filling......YUMMMM!!!

   What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backward? He keeps coming and coming and coming.

   So my mom just got her citizenship and she wants to change her name to Bunny!!? WTF. I'm dreading the day when I have to introduce her to my fiance. Mom seriously just keep your 10 letter hard to prounounce Asian name!

   Ok, I wasnt paying Attention this Morning, Did the Darn Easter Bunny See his shadow and do we have 6 more weeks of Winter???

   Ah, Easter. That lovely time of year that reminds you to take down the Christmas decorations.

   my kid said I can't wait until the Easter Bunny comes so I can eat it. I said if you eat the Easter Bunny she might come faster.

   My idea of surf and turf is salt water taffy served on Easter grass.

   If next Friday , the Friday before Easter has always been known as Good Friday ( Which sort of bothered me because it was far from a Good Friday for our Crucified Savior) shouldn't the Friday before Palm Sunday be known at least as Mediocre Friday?

   Happy Jesus day aka Easter. +

   The Easter Bunny just left me a bunch of tiny brown chocolate eggs. Can't wait to eat them. Yummy!

   I am wondering what type of Easter eggs they are eating this weekend at Trump rallies....

   ate too many easter eggs...now I got the squirts!!

   Fun At The Office Tip: Eat an Easter egg on the Friday after Easter, then wait for the employees to start an office pool named, "What crawled up your a$$ and died?"

   If I could have a moment of your time I'd just like to say, Happy Easter everyone.

   so the Bible says the world is going to end May 21, 2011.. Santa Claus always said the Mayan's got the date right years ago. well thats what the Easter bunny told me....

   Easter Bunny to her baby chic: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions!"