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So, Los Angeles wants Meatless Monday... and probably followed by Tater Tot Tuesday and Weinerless Wednesday...
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11-15-2012 20:54 by Gabe
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I finally got a new prophetic leg... I'm starting physical therapy on Monday.... Also Courteney Cox dies while parasailing next May...
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11-11-2012 07:45 by snotty
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Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I'm assuming it's Monday.
I see you Monday and I ain't Scared !
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10-22-2012 10:41
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b#tches are like Monday's - nobody likes them but everybody has to deal with them!
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10-22-2012 04:36
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The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.
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10-21-2012 06:34
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Damn! It's finally beer thirty! See you f uckers Monday!!
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10-19-2012 16:40
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you remind me of monday. No one likes it either.
It's Monday, and a strong possibility I may hurt someone!
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10-01-2012 13:20 by MWC
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Drank like 3 Four Lokos and some hand sanitizer last night, blacked out and apparently officiated a Monday Night Football game.
Show me on this doll where the evil Monday touched you.
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09-24-2012 13:15 by Czovczov
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have you ever noticed that Monday and Mundane sound almost the same? Coincidence? I think not!!!
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09-24-2012 13:01 by DL
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In the words of Mike Tyson, "I am gonna **** this Monday until it loves me"
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09-10-2012 03:57
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My girlfriend has been trying out her new schoolgirl outfit I brought her earlier today. Which is a shame........Can't believe she's back to school on Monday already.
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09-01-2012 16:25
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Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor....almost.
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08-27-2012 06:00
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that I have been married for 21 years andwe have had $ex almost everyday....almost Monday,almost Tuesday,almost Wednesday.....
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08-23-2012 22:27
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Wednesday... As most of you call it Hump day, I like to call it the 3rd Monday of the week.
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08-15-2012 08:08
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Just as I suspected! Monday suxs!!!!
shhhh.. i'm waiting behind the door. gonna blindside monday with a swift kick in nuggets.
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08-12-2012 12:42 by Steve OH
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I'm pretty sure God created only 6 days, Monday was definitely made by Satan.
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08-06-2012 22:27 by BEGO
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