Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   As Commander in Chief Obama announced he had killed Bin Laden, his GOP rival for 2012 announced he had fired Hope Dworaczyk from 'Celebrity Apprentice'

   osama we found you now all we have to do is find waldo

   Breaking News: Barack Obama to deliver his re-election victory speech tomorrow....

   Hey Obama..Can you please find my baby daddy now?! He's been hiding for years an owes me money!

   I feel like celebrating by eating a good old american double cheeze burger, fries and a cold Budweiser to wash it down.

   a gift to AMERICA .....President's BIRTH certificate and Bin Laden's DEATH certificate!!

   whoever killed him should be awarded Pippa Middleton

   The only difference between Obama and Osama is BS

   he finally killed someone...bout time obama blackened up.

   Osama Bin Laden, World Hide and Seek Champ since 2001, Well played Sir.....

   Not bad for 2 weeks worth of work. President's birth certificate and BI LADEN's death certificate!!

   New report: JSOC actually used Usama's iPhone 4 to track him.

   sorry for anyone in a cab right now.......awkward!!!!!

   Looks like Jeff Dunham is going to have another partner for Achmed the Dead Terrorist...

   Anyone else notice the only difference between Obama and Osama is BS?!

   This has not been a good time for crzed dictators. First Saddam, then Osama, Charlie Sheen better hide!!!

   Every terrorist, "OK, OK EVERYBODY CALM DOWN, WHO HERE HAS SEEN WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S??"

   Barack Obama will now have a book signing tour for his new book called "How I Took Down Bin Laden"

   Hey People lets not forget about William and Kate!

   I hope Obama held the gun sideways when he shot Bin Laden.