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   messageicon A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
←Rate | 06-22-2011 21:19 by TZ Comments (0)  

   messageicon MLIA view Today, one of my friends said to me if you say "Gullible" really slow, it sounds like ice cream. I said "Ice Cream" really slow and then I said, "Wow! It does!" He responded with, "No, you're supposed to say gullible slowly." And I reply with,
←Rate | 05-18-2011 19:51 by TZ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Two plus two is five given very large quantities of two.
←Rate | 05-08-2011 23:58 by TZ Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you're in trouble if your doctor smirks as you sign a contract.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 00:53 by TZ Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you're paddling upstream in a canoe at 56 liters per day, and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!! :D
←Rate | 04-25-2011 00:07 by TZ Comments (0)  

   messageicon I like to just hang around the playground, watching the kids running and screaming. They don't know I'm just using blanks.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 16:15 by TZ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Have you even seen an airplane landing without wheels? I never knew legs could kick that fast.
←Rate | 04-18-2011 21:38 by TZ Comments (0)  


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