life Funny Status Messages

   Dear Terrorist, I don't get why you kill people in the name of God. If God wanted to take someone's life, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be asking for your help.

   life is short. have a ball, better yet have two

   As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way...

   NOTE TO SELF: Remember not to discuss my personal life on FaceBook. And don't forget to pick up rash cream..........

   Life is like a game of cards. If you don't have a partner, you better have a good hand.

   The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.

   contemplating the mysteries of universe, like the meaning of life, the workings of time, and whether of not Wang Chung was demanding or requesting that "Everybody Wang Chung tonight." The world may never know.

   I'm so exhausted from my French self-defense course. I've never had to run so far in all my life!

   coffee: The gasoline of life...

   life's a b***h, but she throws one hell of a party..

   sad that '24' is coming to an end after 8 seasons. I have given 8 whole days of my life to this series.

   Life is like an iPhone, it's only as fun as the apps you have downloaded!!!!

   Wishes you the best of luck in life!! Everyone else already knows your screwed!!

   Life is a b*tch, but she's totally "do-able!"

   Life without chocolate is like a beach without water.

   Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

   Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.

   learning life lesson number 68, don't fry bacon naked!...ouch

   I think video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives...

   Remember, every girl you meet online is actually a guy in real life, and every kid is an undercover FBI agent.