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   messageicon Working with 4 women and married to another, I don't forsee being a polygamist anytime in my future
←Rate | 11-05-2010 20:14 by mhenry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tip this cab driver $5 he continued staring at me like I was going to give him more with his hand open, I took my $5 back, the tip is be grateful and stop being greedy
←Rate | 06-12-2010 11:17 by mhenry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry about it, the next man no matter how much he is smiling and acting like they got it together is struggling too! Keep fighting.
←Rate | 02-01-2011 21:24 by mhenry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lady in the grocery store, your kid is about 4 years old, don't you think he needs to walk and not have his feet dragging in the stroller?
←Rate | 05-02-2010 14:48 by mhenry Comments (0)  


   messageicon T-Pain, 50 Cent,Drake, Nelly, Kanye West, LIL Wayne, Soulja Boy and numerous rappers from down south, you are all wanted for the murder of HIP HOP, HIP HOP was last seen in the late 90's and has disapeared since.
←Rate | 05-25-2010 16:24 by mhenry Comments (3)  


   messageicon I felt like an escaped hostage after finally getting off the phone with this long winded guy...do
←Rate | 11-19-2010 18:03 by mhenry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fast food drive thru 5 me 0, can you get my order right please!
←Rate | 04-23-2010 08:40 by mhenry Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't say your girlfriend is a multi-tasker but she likes gangbangs!
←Rate | 06-22-2010 23:13 by mhenry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Big decision, watching the World Cup vs watching paint dry. Watching paint dry wins!
←Rate | 06-16-2010 12:03 by mhenry Comments (0)  


   messageicon NFL= National Flag League
←Rate | 11-07-2010 19:40 by mhenry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life lesson....never put Preparation H next to the toothpaste in the morning.....YUCK!
←Rate | 07-24-2010 10:10 by MHENRY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too bad people can't smell their own breath, this guy came to solicit at my front door this morning and his breath was scalding. He needed a Listerine popsicle!
←Rate | 12-11-2010 13:34 by mhenry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alone is not bad, remember to be murdered is normally in the company off at least one other person
←Rate | 06-01-2011 08:41 by mhenry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had my accupuncture appointment earlier this afternoon, I discovered that I had to pee after about the 10th needle was put in me
←Rate | 06-06-2010 23:20 by mhenry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Banks today are sending out pre-declined offers!
←Rate | 12-08-2010 19:22 by mhenry Comments (0)  


   messageicon learning life lesson number 68, don't fry bacon naked!...ouch
←Rate | 04-23-2010 23:55 by mhenry Comments (0)  


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