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   messageicon Tough decisions... Beat off in the shower and waste water or use Kleenex and add to landfill? What can I say? I love Mother Earth and big t*tties!!
←Rate | 04-28-2010 07:23 by SUPERMAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wishes you the best of luck in life!! Everyone else already knows your screwed!!
←Rate | 04-28-2010 07:32 by SUPERMAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was at a pet store when a gerbil went "WOOF", then I noticed a gay guy behind me!!
←Rate | 04-28-2010 07:31 by SUPERMAN Comments (0)  



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