snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   snow!! where as..all lawns are created equal

   Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night.

   I just got done cleaning out my pond for the winter and I found pebbles stuck in the filter. Fred and Wilma are going to be devistated. :(

   I hate the snow so much, I want to build a snowman just so I can punch it in its face.......

   First big snow fall of the season and the TV news is acting like the terrorism threat levels just moved up a spot or two.

   I hate winter because I can't sniff bike seats.

   WINTER DRIVING TIP: Wait until your vechicle has slipped off the road instead of Texting while driving.

   I hate it when I take the time to peek in your window on a winter's night and you don't have the decency to look sexy. Its frickin' cold out here damn it!!

   Winter trees at sunset have the look of a lonely old man realizing there will be no visitors today.

   Happy winter solstice, Northern Hemisphere! And happy whatever it is to you, Australia. Easter? 2009? Seriously, no clue.

   Cleaning the house while the kids are home is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.

   I went to google and type in "let it snow" and snow started falling. So I typed "let it rain" and the strippers started falling to the floor.

   go search google for let it snow. very cool effect.

   How's your Pagan/christian-Inspired, Secular Winter, Gift-giving, Observance Day shopping going?

   Belle: "My husband is a beast." Cinderella: "Mine still drives a pumpkin." Snow White: "My husband leaves me home with 7 little ones." Mermaid: "Mine wants me to use fishnet stockings." Sleeping Beauty: "I just pretend i'm asleep." Disney's Desperate Hous

   Relationships are a winter sport..

   My wife wants me to go outside to put away the picnic table and umbrella away for the winter. How can she expect me to reach these things from the couch?...it's impossible. She just does not understand.

   not sure what is going on today but I think I released enough "natural gas" to supply my furnace for the winter...

   Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance,' with a face like that!

   I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow White's heroin addiction.