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   messageicon What do you call a gay driveby......................A fruit roll-up!!!
←Rate | 12-06-2011 17:16 by Jitneyman Comments (0)  

   messageicon Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
←Rate | 12-03-2011 15:22 by jitneyman Comments (0)  

   messageicon if I ever get down on one knee and propose to a girl and she says "No" I'm coming back up with a uppercut like Street Fighter!...."haaaadduuikkickkkk!"
←Rate | 12-06-2011 00:45 by jitneyman Comments (0)  

   messageicon I went to google and type in "let it snow" and snow started falling. So I typed "let it rain" and the strippers started falling to the floor.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 19:39 by jitneyman Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you back in Miami, when You pull up to a light and a Bum throws a quarter at you.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 18:48 by jitneyman Comments (0)  


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