Mom or Mother Funny Status Messages

   Dating a single mother: It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game.

   No, but I do kiss YOUR mother with this mouth.

   Respect for women, starts with your mother

   Any Woman that keeps her Kid from they Father is a Dead Beat mother too!!!

   I'm taking my kids to see their mother today. Actually, we're going to feed some ducks but I'm sure her rotting body is still in that pond.

   "I wish Ted would just tell his poor kids how he met they're mother!!!"

   Horror movies don't scare me. Five missed calls from my mother scares me.

   Dating a single mother: It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game.

   Dating a single mother is like continuing on from somebody else's saved game.

   My nickname for my mother was Hannibal Lecture.

   It would be funny if in the last episode of How I Met Your Mother, Old Ted tells his kids "I'm just kidding, I never met your mother. You're adopted.

   These teens moms, calling themselves a mother because they gave birth is like calling me a doctor, because I own Band-aids.

   Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is like calling me a doctor, because I own Band-aids.

   ''Holy sh!t! Is this my mother?'' - Snooki's baby

   Apparently, mother nature isn't too fond of the brothers either…

   Dear lady who says she will only date guys who drive Mercedes or BMW cars, yet your father drives a Hyundai; Why can't you be humble like your mother?

   Republican convention next week.... Hurricane Isaac is predicted to hit Florida next week.... Even Mother Nature doesn't like Republicans.

   my mother always told me , believe none of what yah hear, and only half of what yah see

   My mother-in-law has to work for "Tips",,,,,,,,,, Yeah,, You see, Nobody will put the whole thing in....

   Dude. Go shave your mustache. Just because it looks good on your mother doesn't mean you can wear it well.