Heinrich Funny Status Messages

   rubbing cats against ballons and then attatching them to walls

   The silence that occurs when I'm waiting for my little sister outside the playground, and a mother asks me "What child?" and I answer, "I have not decided yet ..."

   WARNING! if you get a mail where it says "go to hell", DON'T do it!! It's a fake mail! It's really hot down there and people are pissed

   Have been playing with the first of the snow today! or, well I fell and broke my hip. still counts!