snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Name two things that will disappear if you ignore them long enough- Snow and Adolescence!

   Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter.

   To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . .

   If the snow wears white in Winter why can't we?

   I don't need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure

   I want to be a Disney princess, but not Snow White because I don't want dwarfs touching me while I sleep.

   He banged Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel and Cinderella. So how is Prince Charming any different than any other playa?

   to make it hotter this winter I'm gonna pollute the environment more to help with global warming

   An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Bull$hitt. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.

   I guess there won't be mens figure skating at the winter olympics...

   It is supposed to snow on the 4th of July but it will be in the form of rain.

   An apple a day is bullcrap. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.

   It takes Canadian strippers 2 songs to get naked, because winter boots, parka, toque, scarf, mittens, long underwear, thermal undershirt....

   My generation's zombies didn't run. They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.

   What a lovely winter, we're having this spring!

   Looks like Mother Nature is pulling Winter's Band-Aid off one hair at a time!

   David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared 4 nuclear attacks from North Korea. David we weren't even prepared for snow in the winter

   Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...

   March 24. Springtime. Cold, windy, and snow... But this groundhog stew is DELICIOUS!

   Listen SNOW, unless your singing "Informer" no one wants to see you right now... First day of spring my ass..