snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   He banged Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel and Cinderella. So how is Prince Charming any different than any other playa?

   to make it hotter this winter I'm gonna pollute the environment more to help with global warming

   An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Bull$hitt. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.

   I guess there won't be mens figure skating at the winter olympics...

   It is supposed to snow on the 4th of July but it will be in the form of rain.

   An apple a day is bullcrap. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.

   It takes Canadian strippers 2 songs to get naked, because winter boots, parka, toque, scarf, mittens, long underwear, thermal undershirt....

   My generation's zombies didn't run. They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.

   What a lovely winter, we're having this spring!

   Looks like Mother Nature is pulling Winter's Band-Aid off one hair at a time!

   David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared 4 nuclear attacks from North Korea. David we weren't even prepared for snow in the winter

   Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...

   March 24. Springtime. Cold, windy, and snow... But this groundhog stew is DELICIOUS!

   Listen SNOW, unless your singing "Informer" no one wants to see you right now... First day of spring my ass..

   the first snow of spring is always the most beautiful

   Well 30min work-out along with some new Tae Kwon Do moves -CHECK! And just to think that was just trying to get the snow off my tires...

   Alright Winter, we get your point. You're a force of nature okay? I'll quit mocking you when I'm talking to the other seasons

   According to Nostradamus Prophecies, Politicians can resist a Nuclear Winter, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, a direct Meteor Impact, the Jehovah's Witnesses & Mormons. But not a Sequester!

   How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You look for fresh prints.

   For Free, 5 foot of snow....you pick up and haul (from my drive) First 10 people get a free glass of ice water with it.....limited supply so hurry fast.