love Funny Status Messages

   I love photos because they never change EVEN when the person in it changes.

   My sons love dressing up as Wardens and playing prison, their Grandma was shocked when she found out I had built them a miniature electric chair for Christmas....

   I just cleaned out the fireplace so that "Santa won't get dirty". I did it for my son because I love him, even though he's delusional.

   Don't be disappointed if the person you love doesn't love you, because God has said "This is my world and even I couldn't make my every creation love me"

   Christmas is not about what your home looks like, it's about love and sharing.

   Dear bed, I know that I left you this morning, but I love you. Take me back?

   I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

   My ass and Charmin Ultra Soft is a better love story than Twilight.

   I love Pandas, they`re so chill. They`re like "Dude, racism is stupid. I`m White, Black, and Asian..."

   Love means never having to say anything because you're both looking at your smart phones.

   I love how people fight via facebook when their in relationships... Why even bother changing the relationship status to single.. When you know you ass is guna change it back in 15mins! Do us all a favor an STFU!

   It's interesting how people claim to love/like their jobs, but ready to go home as soon as they get in the door.

   I love the phrase "we're expecting" when talking about pregnancy, because it makes it sound like there's more than one outcome - "Yeah, we're expecting a baby.......... but it could very well be a Tyrannosaurus Rex"

   We love Lesbians!!! We love Lesbians!!! ~ Jerry Springer Audience

   I hate people who make me nervous! Oh but I love making people nervous!

   Most relationships fail not because the absence of love, but because girls love to much and guys love to many.

   LOVE putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun to scan the laundromat and guess whose they are.

   Dr. Drew, we're here because we love you, and we're concerned about your addiction to putting addicts on TV.

   When love wants to speak, reason must shut the hell up.

   I love finding money in my clothes…..its like a gift from me.. to me.