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   messageicon What's with all the relationship post?! This ain't Dr.Phil! Be Funny..or Be out!
←Rate | 10-18-2011 21:37 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is driving so hard for some people? I mean, its like coloring! All you do is stay between the f*cking lines!
←Rate | 01-06-2012 21:14 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please hurry up with your story.. That I care absolutely nothing about... I'm afraid if I keep this fake smile on my face any longer, its guna get stuck this way.
←Rate | 12-02-2011 11:17 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its daylight saving time again people.. An you know what that means.. Playing another week of “Well it should really be this time instead of that time"We get it! Happens twice a year!
←Rate | 11-06-2011 06:56 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Facebook... How can I be near the town I'm already in?!.....Near Stfu!
←Rate | 10-18-2011 21:16 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Talk is cheap... Thats why everyone can afford to talk so much sh!t!
←Rate | 11-30-2011 19:15 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sooo.. In between Mundane Monday.. And Whip'em Out Wednesday.. I now proclaim today as.."Touch ur Toes Tuesday!" Because people are just so eager to F*ck you every chance they can get!
←Rate | 10-18-2011 21:47 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm kind of scared about what the future is going to bring...Pretty soon were all going to have microchips inplanted in our heads...We'll be able to take and upload pictures just by a blink of an eye.
←Rate | 11-23-2011 19:07 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Theres no manly way to say.. "Honey can you pass me my Girl Scout Cookies?"
←Rate | 12-18-2011 20:04 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its called Facebook people.. Not Show your body (that you still clearly need to work on) book!
←Rate | 12-09-2011 18:59 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it when I press 1 for English when calling "Tech Support"... I get someone that doesnt even speak f*ckin english!!!
←Rate | 11-02-2011 18:55 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't call me son unless you're going to include me in your will.
←Rate | 11-29-2011 19:37 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't You know what they say about Martini's?....Martini's are like T!tt!es.. 1's not enough and 3 too many!
←Rate | 11-29-2011 14:12 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I wanted your opinion...I'd ask you to fill out the neccesary forms!
←Rate | 11-14-2011 09:39 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because I liked your status... Doesnt mean you have to like mine 2 seconds after... Didnt know you liked the idea of me sittin on the toliet..
←Rate | 12-02-2011 12:08 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon F*CK! I think I need to put the booze down...Ive been cookin this damn turkey for 450 minutes at 15 degrees... When do I rotate it?!
←Rate | 11-24-2011 14:32 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll be Black you stay White here!
←Rate | 10-26-2011 18:53 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well 2012 is off to a great start! 45mins after the New Year I managed to have my first fake orgasm of 2012!
←Rate | 01-01-2012 09:55 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its a t!t bit nipply outside... I breast go in where its a little bit hooter
←Rate | 12-28-2011 19:51 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people on Facebook always post funny stuff.. Some people always post lovey dovey stuff.. And Some people posts.. Just make you wana scream..STFU Already!
←Rate | 10-23-2011 11:13 by Seanathon Comments (0)  



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