easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   So let me get this straight....a giant bunny rises from the dead, commits a bunch of sins, then we eat a pig?

   ate too many easter eggs...now I got the squirts!!

   My favorite Easter tradition is when Uncle Gary starts giving everyone Stone Cold Stunners a half hour after the deviled eggs are gone.

   afros are comin back, thats cool......makes hiding easter eggs so much easier

   Dear Easter Bunny, no chocolate this year..... just bring me gas!! (not the kind that the boiled eggs give you either)

   Kids, watch out for Obama supporters! They'll take half your Easter eggs and give it to the kids who were too lazy to hunt for their own.........

   Goals for this weekend: 1) get drunk 2) find Easter bunny & take Instagram pic of him 3) get drunk again 4) eat chocolate 5) refer to 1&3

   The day after Easter should be known as Egg Salad Monday.

   Went to the playboy mansion today got a real BUNNY..!!

   For Easter I'm gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!

   my friend saif "I don't give a sh*t about Christmas, Easter and New Years", but I do give a sh*t...So he is going to be very surprised by the type of Easter Egg I give him tomorrow. It's cheaper than chocolate anyway!

   This Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt is taking forever...

   Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs... There seems to be a gap of information!

   When is it a good time to mention the Easter holiday tradition of eggs and bunny rabbits are pagan fertility symbols and the words Easter, Easter Bunny, or Easter Egg appear nowhere in the Bible? Not this weekend then?.....

   Why does the Easter Bunny hide it's eggs?...Cuz it doesn't want anyone to know it's having sex with a chicken.

   The 2012 Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt has been cancelled....... The 2011 hunt is still going on....

   Aside from Christmas, Easter is the best day to have Alzheimer's! You can hide your own eggs!

   Fried rabbit and eggs on this Easter morning...sorry if this was the last house the Easter bunny made it to.

   Easter is the most American holiday because it converts the resurrection of Jesus into the eating of chocolate.

   Ok, I wasnt paying Attention this Morning, Did the Darn Easter Bunny See his shadow and do we have 6 more weeks of Winter???