friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Huh?,, Daylight Saving Time is this weekend?,,,,I'm not going to lose any sleep over it

   WARNING: If you forget Daylight Savings Time ends this weekend, you may come in early and inadvertently make Monday an hour longer.

   The weekend crowd here is hard to please.

   In life everything has a Yin & a Yang. Without demoralizing Monday mornings, there would be no debaucherous Friday nights.

   It's Friday, Saturday's less hungover neighbor.

   I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.

   I wonder if my drug dealer is going to have any Black Friday deals.

   Begining to question my plans to go boating with Robert Wagner this weekend.

   Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving facebook emails after a weekend of drinking that says "you have been tagged in a photo"

   I am probably going to start my Christmas shopping this weekend. I am not sure which place is better, the Dollar Store, or the 99 Cent store.

   was camped out at Target waiting for Black Friday and got pepper sprayed by police who mistook me for an Occupy Wall Street protester.. :-/

   While your looking for deals this black Friday....I'll be at your house finding a better deal

   Black Friday...the day when normal people turn into zombies armed with shopping carts.

   Note to self: Try not to run out of TP the day after thankgiving....Now I'm gonna need a 40 ounce beer and a few "disco biscuits" to deal with all these "Black Friday" freaks!

   why dont gas stations have black friday specials

   If Black Friday involved gunplay, I would have been up hours ago. And turned one on myself.

   For my constipated, politically-correct readers: Happy African American Friday!

   Black Friday... Where the difference between "in line" and "on-line" is about 3 1/2 hours.

   Great Black Friday deal!!! : Sleep..... $0

   feels like Simba in Lion King, you know that part where he's stuck in the stampede, and his dad dies saving him, but then later he meets Timon and Pumbaa... f*ck black friday I'm going home to watch Lion King."