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   messageicon Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I'm assuming it's Monday.
←Rate | 11-05-2012 09:54 by phoenix1029 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I finally got a new prophetic leg... I'm starting physical therapy on Monday.... Also Courteney Cox dies while parasailing next May...
←Rate | 11-11-2012 07:45 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, Los Angeles wants Meatless Monday... and probably followed by Tater Tot Tuesday and Weinerless Wednesday...
←Rate | 11-15-2012 20:54 by Gabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon We need to come up with a medical term for that feeling that you get on a Sunday night, knowing that you'll be back at work for another week come Monday morning. And quickly, because I need to phone in sick for tomorrow.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 17:20 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I kinda wish I was sober enough to remember what really happened. One moment we was having fun, the next thing I knew, its Monday and I'm getting emails..... R.I.P - Saturday & Sunday
←Rate | 11-19-2012 12:20 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Cyber Sex Monday :)
←Rate | 11-26-2012 08:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just finished writing "Cyber Monday does NOT mean what I thought it meant" 100,000x Can I go home now Sister Rose?
←Rate | 11-30-2012 01:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess "Cyber Monday" is NOT what I thought it was. Just got served with 3 restraining orders. :(
←Rate | 11-30-2012 05:54 by xiØn Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come today is Monday when yesterday was only Friday??
←Rate | 12-03-2012 06:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looking on the bright side, if the Mayans are right, this is the last Monday we'll ever have to deal with.
←Rate | 12-17-2012 17:51 by JMartin Comments (0)  


   messageicon 24 hours in a day... Except on Monday. That b*tch has at least 50.
←Rate | 01-07-2013 13:53 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waking up to Monday is kinda like the Mayans being right.
←Rate | 01-14-2013 07:30 by MDS Comments (0)  


   messageicon Plan for tonight: 1. get off work and drink till Monday. 2. figure the rest out later
←Rate | 01-25-2013 20:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon believing Monday will be great is half the bottle...
←Rate | 02-04-2013 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The search for Friday night is followed much too quickly by the discovery of Monday morning.
←Rate | 02-08-2013 01:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday! There you are, you sexy son of a btich! We've been lookin for you since Monday!
←Rate | 02-08-2013 16:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon so ready for that all important holiday coming up, don't forget monday is the presidents day mattress sale
←Rate | 02-11-2013 17:50 by thatsashame Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 12:50 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got big plans for the weekend. If things go well, come Monday morning I'm gonna need a chiropractor, a psychiatrist and a priest.
←Rate | 02-23-2013 12:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it me, or Monday comes around and your sleepy throughout most of the workday, but after what feels like 5-hours in rushhour traffic, you have enough energy for a Party with free drinks?
←Rate | 03-04-2013 18:53 by Jitney Comments (0)  




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