snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   yes winter is here .....let the relationships begin!!!

   Wow...Im sittin at work watchin the snow fall... Its friggin October! Mother Nature must of finally hit menopause.. That fridgid b!tch made it snow!! Bring fall back!!!

   When I think about snow, it's a lot like thinking about sex. I want to ride it, bask in its glory, & go down on it.

   Why I love winter: 1. Christmas morning with my kids 2. Snow 3. My wife keeps her clothes on during sex. 4. Liquor in my car stays cold

   Some girls say that they need a boyfriend to keep them warm in the winter. I just bought a coat

   I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow White's heroin addiction.

   Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance,' with a face like that!

   not sure what is going on today but I think I released enough "natural gas" to supply my furnace for the winter...

   My wife wants me to go outside to put away the picnic table and umbrella away for the winter. How can she expect me to reach these things from the couch?...it's impossible. She just does not understand.

   Relationships are a winter sport..

   Belle: "My husband is a beast." Cinderella: "Mine still drives a pumpkin." Snow White: "My husband leaves me home with 7 little ones." Mermaid: "Mine wants me to use fishnet stockings." Sleeping Beauty: "I just pretend i'm asleep." Disney's Desperate Hous

   How's your Pagan/christian-Inspired, Secular Winter, Gift-giving, Observance Day shopping going?

   go search google for let it snow. very cool effect.

   I went to google and type in "let it snow" and snow started falling. So I typed "let it rain" and the strippers started falling to the floor.

   Cleaning the house while the kids are home is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.

   Happy winter solstice, Northern Hemisphere! And happy whatever it is to you, Australia. Easter? 2009? Seriously, no clue.

   Winter trees at sunset have the look of a lonely old man realizing there will be no visitors today.

   I hate it when I take the time to peek in your window on a winter's night and you don't have the decency to look sexy. Its frickin' cold out here damn it!!

   WINTER DRIVING TIP: Wait until your vechicle has slipped off the road instead of Texting while driving.

   I hate winter because I can't sniff bike seats.