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- Of course, the great thing about tomorrow is that all of those heart shaped Russell Stover's and Whitman's sampler boxes will be 50% off.
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02-14-2010 16:10
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found out that they don't like you to wear roller skates in the mall! Or maybe they were mad cuz I didn't have pants on...not sure which one.
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02-25-2010 16:18 by
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can't seem to remember to forget you
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03-26-2010 20:25 by
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Censorship is █ very ██████ █████ in █████ ██████...
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03-30-2010 18:23 by
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Yes I know that "IMHO" means "In my humble opinion." In my humble opinion you are calling yourself a ho every time I read it.
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03-31-2010 10:45 by
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I need a way to change my relationship status to "Out of Order" or "Temporarily Out of Service."
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06-28-2010 14:39 by
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If you took a Facebook IQ Test and it determined you're a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results.
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06-29-2010 09:45 by
Marshall the Great
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Deleting your Facebook account is a quick way to find out what people will say at your funeral.
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06-29-2010 17:44 by
Joser
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Twilight showed me it's okay to date underage girls if you're a 107-year-old vampire
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06-30-2010 09:32 by
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wondering why someone would put down their needle anywhere near a haystack.
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07-01-2010 07:58 by
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I have just finished my thesis: "Pyrotechnics Lead to prosthetics". Keep all your digits safe! Happy 4th!!
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07-04-2010 21:58 by
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Old: Never take candy from strangers. New: Never click links from strangers.
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08-29-2010 06:03 by
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going to spend his cab money on more shots and just get an ambulance home
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09-11-2010 03:54
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talk is cheap, thats why everyone can afford it
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09-14-2010 12:43 by
@briscovery
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Google Instant is great, but I find it disturbing that "grannies doing young studs" pops up before I finish typing "granola."
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09-18-2010 20:33
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His next day off the kids get to pick where we get to go.... Please pick the liquor store... Please pick the liquor store.
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09-20-2010 02:08 by
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I wish I had a room in my house that had zero gravity.
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09-20-2010 15:14
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Remember the first time you were ther leader of the line in kindergarten?........ That was the SHIZNITT!!!!
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09-23-2010 19:05 by
@TeeWuu86
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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10-01-2010 14:07
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Why worry about the world ending today, Its tommorow in Japan.
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10-01-2010 14:40 by
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