Funny Status Message #92935

X says I have a memory foam mattress... I really hope it doesn't remember everything.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 98695 I hope my memory foam mattress doesn't remember everything...
# 104205 I'm being blackmailed by my memory foam mattress.
# 117772 It has been so long, even my memory foam mattress forgot the last time I had sex.

←Rate | 03-06-2012 13:06

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links