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   messageicon I like the night sky more than anything else in this world, its the only place where chaos is so peaceful.
←Rate | 04-15-2011 15:17 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what would happen if a witness is asked to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth and they say no?
←Rate | 05-19-2011 22:17 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Feb 15, time to go back to not loving each other.
←Rate | 02-15-2011 11:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow, just drove by the gas station and the guy changing prices has a chair camping out...no good can come of this!!
←Rate | 02-24-2011 12:03 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just awesomed all over the place.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 14:57 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when someone you don't like sends you a friend request, then you decline. Then they send another one.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 07:46 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever stand there, making a pot of coffee, look at the coffee grounds and consider doing a line or two of em just to jump start the day? Yep, it's that kinda day !!!
←Rate | 03-03-2011 08:41 by Quinn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Frozen water balloon fights... not a good idea.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 21:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you love someone you check and recheck and then check again to make sure it's them you're sending a text to.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 09:35 by Mike M Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI: If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
←Rate | 02-19-2011 13:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks for "Checking In". Now I know the place to avoid.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 18:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you die in a manner that leaves your body unrecognizable they identify you by your dental records; if they don't know who you are, how in the world would they know who your dentist is?"
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:18 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to see Congress meet the budget deadline? Lion cages with doors set to release at 12AM. Lock all the doors. Watch the cooperation.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 18:47 by @jasoncolvin_ Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if the goverment shuts down does that mean we will no longer have to pay taxes?t
←Rate | 04-07-2011 19:15 by Jamin Comments (0)  


   messageicon People Dont Leave bad Companies, But they leave Bad Bosses
←Rate | 10-03-2011 03:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're country when you use a horse trailer to move.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 13:32 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all the technology now you'd figure power rangers would have better graphics....
←Rate | 09-04-2011 18:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't seem to come up with anything clever this morning, apparently the voices in my head have decided to sleep in.
←Rate | 04-15-2011 10:31 by mntnbikerbw Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the NFL should stop giving complimentary cutlery sets to the players wives and girlfriends.
←Rate | 04-27-2011 20:17 by mark1965 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The EPA has released that they are going to fine the United States Navy for dumping a piece of shot into the ocean
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:37 Comments (0)  




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