Quinn Funny Status Messages

   Picking your nose doesn't mean you're a bad person. It's what you do with the booger.

   If you were on fire and I had a beer in my hand, I would be warm, toasty, and drunk.....

   I had to sell my halo to Cash4Gold, So I blame the economy for my attitude....

   ever stand there, making a pot of coffee, look at the coffee grounds and consider doing a line or two of em just to jump start the day? Yep, it's that kinda day !!!

   "I looooove him, I caaaaan't live without him, he is my life" No you don't, your 22, and you met him 6 days ago. Take your dramatic a$$ somewhere else.

   Sometimes I think you should put a condom on your head, because if you're gonna act like a d.ck, you might as well dress like one too.

   There is no greater revenge then one who dig's their own grave

   Smiling at the person who know's they have pissed you off can be the highlight of your day. :)

   A good man is hard to find, or is it the other way around, a hard man is good to find?

   Wonders...Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, "If you build it, they will come

   I don't have anything against your religion, as long as you don't come knocking on my door to tell me about it.

   I'm sorry, but please explain to me how the hell someone does REHAB from their OWN home?

   Be careful what you wish for... I may not fit in that bottle but I have great aim......

   the difference between OooooH & AaaaaaH is About three inches......

   Cremation, the last thing to light your fire.....