Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   What’s the difference between a fat chick and Broncos offense? A fat chick scores every once in a while!

   Dude's name on that Bud commercial is LT. NADD! GO NADD!

   Hands down best Budweiser commercial ever. God bless our troops!

   Time to watch the Puppy Bowl

   Breaking: Denver complaining of contact high...they swear.

   At this point the only thing that could save Denver is President Obama pulling out his pen and ordering Seattle to redistribute some of its points.

   Unlike like years performance by bey once, Bruno mars didn't have to engineer the electricals at the stadium!

   I have laughed more at the Broncos offense then I have at the commercials.

   Yes, Peyton..... Choking is cover under the obamacare! -Mr President

   At least the children in Africa will be getting their Championship Broncos Tshirts

   The best part of this superbowl tonight was Facebook and Instagram!

   I haven't seen a beatin' like that since someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.

   Thank You Seattle Seahawks From New England Patriots Fans Every where. . .

   What do you think Kanye West is gonna get Kanye West for Valentine's Day this year?

   the stanley cup > a silver football

   Manning really dropped the ball on that one

   When you play Seattle, you play the whole state!

   Eli to Peyton " I won the two I played in.........just sayin"

   Not since the OJ chase has American been disappointed with a slow white bronco

   sure blame that game on pot