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   messageicon This just isn't my day... It could be raining t*tties and I'd get hit in the head with a d*ck...
←Rate | 02-01-2013 17:24 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's only one kind of exercise I know and its the beer run.
←Rate | 07-07-2013 16:32 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon no one looks back on there lifes and remember the nights they got plenty of sleep.
←Rate | 02-18-2013 22:03 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I think that means I have 2020 vision
←Rate | 01-06-2014 16:42 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boss asked me why I wasn't working today. I dont him I was going as Obama Care for Halloween
←Rate | 10-31-2013 19:51 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fishin was so bad the mosquitos weren't even biting
←Rate | 07-14-2013 19:34 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon If that dress isn't Gold and White I'm not living
←Rate | 02-26-2015 21:28 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon Need an Ark?, I Noah Guy. 
←Rate | 05-29-2013 19:26 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't seen a beatin' like that since someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:57 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet.
←Rate | 01-31-2013 23:15 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally figured out what twitter was today, the thing between the twaat and the sh*tter.
←Rate | 03-05-2013 17:53 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanted GF. A girl with good cooking skills and a jet ski, please show pic of jet ski.
←Rate | 06-07-2013 10:25 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon when life throws skittles at you and tells you to taste the rainbow, just throw m&ms back and say I'm not afraid.
←Rate | 08-19-2013 18:50 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know its cold outside when you go outside and its cold
←Rate | 01-06-2014 16:44 by morm Comments (0)  


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