love Funny Status Messages

   I love cats! They taste just like chicken

   Driving 32 miles to buy the same apples I could get 50% cheaper at the local grocery store 1 mile from my place is the reason why I absolutely love Autumn.

   What if... what if dogs love us so much because they know we're made of bones.

   loves how Christmas movies capture the holidays in a way everyone typically experiences. In two hours: greedy men become charitable; enemies settle their differences; women fall in love with the unattractive nerd; and an angel get its wings.

   If Nutella & marshmallow fluff made sweet sweet love & had a baby,,, I would eat that baby.. The End.

   I got fired on my first day as a paramedic for trying to revive everyone with true love's first kiss.

   that horrible moment when you actually fall in love

   On a scale of J ew to Floyd Mayweather, How much do you love money?

   Life is the school Love is the lesson and sex the homework. so don't forget to do the homework tonight

   Find what you love and let it kill you.

   Yesterday the weather was cold and miserable. Today it's sunny and hot. Global warming you've got to love it

   If you have to fight someone’s love then you’ve already lost that battle.

   I love riding my red Mustang into work,,, but I am tired of people complaining about horse crap in the parking lot.

   You are the most amazing thing I could ever ask for. I love you with all my heart and I hope you never change again because you are perfect the way you are. You mean the world to me in every single way. Love you FB

   Plan A doesn't work in your love life, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.

   What's love got to do with it.....all I said is I wanted to have sex ;)

   Sex is like pancakes ... God I love Pancakes !!

   She fell in love with the person that I was back then. Why does she try so hard to change me into what suits her...it only drives me away.

   Literal Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Excuse me, are you Swiss? I'd love to check out your holes.

   Love when I take the time to type out a long text message to a friend and they reply with "K"